KMOSSED HAS MOVED!

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PATTERNATION: CURATED BY O.T.T BY LIA.T

 .Patternation.
.A NIGHT TO REMEMBER.

.Patternation.

 Curated by my great friend and Melbourne's one and only crock of gold  LIA TABRAH. You may know her from her O.T.T by Lia T designs, her cheeky smile, her vovacious appetite for all things bling, her metal paws, or from her larger than life universal curl perm. 

FRIDAY MARCH 28- TUESDAY APRIL 1

THE CARTLON CLUB

LEVEL 2 AND 4

Designers and artists spanning 2 generations came together to create one of the loudest and colourful shows of Australia. The gang as follows: 

KEN DONE· JENNY BANNISTER· OTTbyLIAT· ALEXI FREEMAN·LINDA JACKSON·SHAG·HOLLY-ANNE BUCK/COLLAGISM· GARRETT HUXLEY·METAVERSE MAKEOVERS· HOTHAM STREET LADIES· ALEXANDRA BLAK·REG MOMBASSA(MAMBO)·KATE DURNAM· DESERT DESIGNS· ROSIE KAVANAVOCH/KMOSSED·GAVIN BROWN·KATE GECK·LIMEDROP·KARA BAKER·SARA THORN·LUCAS GROGAN·WHY DIE?·LINDA SEARLE DESIGNS·FLETCHER BARNS AND KRISTEN LEWIS·I SCREAM NAILS·EDGELEY·KATE ROHDE·KARA BAKER·TETTMANN DOUST·FIONNBHARR PFEIFFER·ABOVE·

http://www.patternation.net/

Fab vid of opening party here! 

SPIDERBITE EQUALS THE DIZZY HEADLESS: Picture Promises

Kmossed with her Pets

Beauty #1

Beauty #2

Der: Afterlife Pleasures

Sighted :A joint, a red porche and a UFO

Kmossed: In the eye of the beholder

WhoooSH!

Wink Wink

'Better you than me'

Meet the Parents #1

'Mum and Dad are soo embarrassing'

The creepy crawly stand-in

Uh-oh

XO

'Look Mum, hands on the headless!'

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KMØSSED SUMMER NEWS: SILK, STUDS AND SURPRISE

'A Head for your Neck'', 2014, 60x180cm, satin silk 100%

I spent the summer at the beach. letting silky sea eat me.a million Chanel toe selfies lost to the sky.

When I wasn't there I was West at the Witchy Poo Palace / East at the Headless Hollywood Hills. "Doing scarves". Getting Laid in silk.
It's amazing all the other things you learn when you are desperate to escape your own task/ really put the PRO in procrastination. Actually making duck and peach rice paper rolls, for example. Reading what the CIA's verdict is on mermaid "truths".  Listening to a LOT of opera, DIY'ing a kaleidoscope, google mapps-ing my past lives, eating at the RSL, JOINING TINDER! - thanks you KNOW WHO YOU ARE!!! and becoming obsessed with mermaids - they're, um, real, btw. I even took a mermaid "class" at Bondi! !
"Creative wise", I forced a model between my legs for my 1st ever scarf shoot! His names Ludwig-Luca and as an ex stud dog, got right in there.

STUD IN THE BOWL (obvs)

MERMAID MAFIA

3 HOT GIRLS IN A COOL POOL

THE TOFU JOB

Oh, and back to working on my scarf collection, twisting the paths that fooled each other in the first place . . . which basically did my head in. Nevertheless the random precousiousness of siky behavoiur inspired me for all things headless and just as well...cos...Here is a snap of the Queen of the Headless Hollywood Hills - in the making.

 Ready and Ravishing, she's Ludwig Luca's mum (Ex PIMP style), and my sister! THE HRH of the HHH was kind enough to lend me her head for this photograph, to snake it, tame it, to fountain it with dust, all held together with the glue of mythical headless madness. 
While I'm on the topic, she was also kind enough to lend me her home (palace), and life for this summer. And did I have a ball!! May I just take this time to put in writing I'm sorry I destroyed your teatowels! I promise to make it up to you, with love from Istanbul, Romania, Capri and NYC in the 2014 future. Love you babes XXXX

Molly - A star in the making, the 90'sAD

 And she MOST definitely has the best head in the Headless World! The image freezes here, but the full story  will be exhibited at my portrait show in London in July 2014 !:)!

SILK JOY

BY FAR....The Biggest surprise and aristocratic scandal of the summer  is  . . . 

Kmossed has a new family member!!! The business side of things - His name is Ben Divall and he just transcends class. He's the best dressed since Michael Jackson, My guardian angel, the KING of Caviar , and the *fondue* of kmossed.  We all know there's no fun in gettin' KMOSSED by yourself. 
I don't want to get a cold or have a ciggie snack unattended.
Same with travelling legless on the eurostar, or the trans-siberian railway with a view of them can't wait mongolian couture riding habits, or eating pudding in Paris, or putting out fire, or sighing for a long-gone age while slipping on the standing stage.

The adventurous in the adventure, we are both, erm...KMOSSED, enjoy the odd dabble in World Domination, have lived before (probably in the same house) are obsessed with planet satin, fascinated by the way the surface can conceal (and therby reveal), most of our defects and imperfections, and want to stain the human mind and human flesh in silky happiness as the all-pervading note.
  - purrrrrrrrfect for silk!!! purrrrrrrrfect for Libertys! purrrfect for RITZ ROOM SERVICE! purrrfect for Wonder Years and  madder than ever incarnations!  purrrfect for Legs and 'Steam Aheads' (as my PA Danutz so charmingly says it)!

Kmossed is Bound, 2014, 100x100cm, satin silk 100%

"Maybe I Love you too"

London Kids Do Hollywood, 2014AD

Get ready for signature silky perfumes exhibiting around your soul!
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Extended Poetry Remix ! ! (with Magic silk Carpet dream)

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Like a bitch out of order

Like a bat out of hell

Like a witch out of water

She’s scared, I can tell

The Bats out of water

And the Bitch is in hell

It’s all out of order

Witch is scared, she can tell

Like the bats order

The witches tale tell

Shes stuck in high water

And scared out of hell

You’re scared out of water

Like a witch out of hell

The bitch is in order

The Bat won’t tell

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SPIDER BITE EQUALS DIZZY HEAD

“Opposites are identical in nature, but different in degree; extremes meet; all truths are half-truths; all paradoxes may be reconciled.”-

-The Kyballion

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Eye spy with my little thigh, Mother Nature's limbs have slipped into something a little less comfortable, but a lot more spectacular: Kmossed,  in silk.

 Spider Bites DO equal Dizzy Heads and i'll be taking private orders for both  on  opening night .... and beyond :)

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Spider Bite Equals Dizzy Head is Kavanavoch’s first collection of silk scarves, inspired by the duality and deceptiveness of love.

Beauty Duty, 2013, satin silk 100% 

 In these images lies a relationship. A sensory, intangible tempest in an indeterminate realm where emotions dictate an unending search for meaning, mystery and miracle. A BYO of the self, spilling over into the other; the rise, fall and ache that charts its fateful course.

 

‘Rose-tinted alien eyes peek out from behind twirling candy cane fleur-de-lys;

gossamer spider web plays on the boundaries like a hot-climate snowflake.

Lace on a more flesh-coloured hue, it’s the playing card pattern that plays you,

The flu­oro echoes, the lie dyes, and in the middle is the unblinking Third Eye.

Rosed off, posed off, mother nature's limbs have slipped into something a little less comfortable,

Rosed Off, 2013, satin silk 100%

And in each corner, there’s the decisive stomp of someone putting their foot down.’

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The almost Celtic intertwining of limbs and self-contained can-cans scurry around in perpetual motion, and the whole damn thing is like a carnival that’s going right and wrong concurrently, blurring pleasure into pain and back again.  Oh dear.

 

These works draw us into the all-consuming nature of love, the shifting relationship between the object and the subject of desire. Like Rorschach butterflies, these evocative images split the nature of obsession into shards of kaleidoscopic beauty.

Bringing us closer to what is visible and to seeing, to what is seen and what sees, images that are some part of ourselves while, reciprocally, we are some part of them.

All is fair in love and war.  Ha!

Spider Bite Equals Dizzy Head is exhibited from Wednesday 5^th-Sunday 23^rd March 2014. Opening Reception Wednesday 5^th March 6-8pm

Venue: C3 Contemporary Art Space, The Abbotsford Convent, 1 St Heliers St. Abbotsford VIC 3067

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KMØSSED : NOVEMBER NEWS 2013!

 a LIFE UPDATE!
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A life update! Number 1 is....I MOVED! Gawddd may the force be ever in your favour with that one! KmØssed has relocated north (one step closer to heaven) to be a cosmo polo lippy latte person, to, um, sort my life out, and to work on my first SS (silk scarf) collection 'Spider Bite Equals Dizzy Head', launchin' in March in Melbourne -  (yes that's south and closer to hell but you better BE THERE anyway) !!! 

BTW Melbourne i MISS YOU BITCHES LIKE A WITCH OUT OF WATER! Please send all i miss you babes/fan mail/dirty underwear/chocolate eclairs with a pepsi max!/love letters/my missing medicare card?!?/ etcetras to Wallis St, Woollahra, see exhibit below :
                                 Headless Hollywood Hills  2013, with Sharpei             
                                               (aka my new home)

(AKA my older sister Molly's place.  She's always had the best taste in the family btw - always gave the best xmas cards -and presents-, kept her Chanel in the fridge, has a jewellery collection of Elizabeth Taylor excellence and def. one of the most beautiful blonde's in the world. She also donates all her Wolford stockings and any other 80's jewellery delights to me!!! YAY!!! Here's a quick snap (mind my reflective fist :)

Molly Miechel circa 1993AD

Sneak Peak of SS with lips and legs...

'Leg Lips - Extra Stayin' Powers', 2013 (180x180cm, Pure Silk, Expen$ive)

Or alternatively, send me an email/poke my internet. Will receive pronto as have spent most of my time so far  horizontal resting you/my laptop on my boobs balancing the 3 P's - /pretending/procrastination/productivity.

Universally Alternatively, if for some unbeknownst reason you can't contact me and bringing us to my SECOND and more exciting LIFE UPDATE ........I now have a PA! (I know - professional right!!). A P.A!!!!!!!His names Danutz and he's as tall as a skyscraper.

For some reason "gettin an intern" just because im "suddenly really busy", didn't feel right. Too pretentious. But having a hot international PA most certainly does!, almost like a "guardian angel" sorta thing. He's got ESP (WOW) and currently in Romania as my european ambassador!! HOT HOT HOT!! !!!  

The very first time I met him was my second Roman Holiday. He drove me to the Black Sea, stopped my iphone from being stolen, pashed me on the dancefloor, rescued me from mosquito mania,  orderered my soy ice latte for me, (if you've ever been to Romania you will understand the impossibility of that particular task), then flew to London by my demand for the annual Chefuging Birthday Fest of 2012. 

PA, soy iced latte purple VIBES xx

You may know him from around the world as CEO of Chefudgits (more info on chefudgits click here), or drooled over him on facebook, or simply are lucky enough to 'day to day business' with him.

Can I just take a little more time to rave the glowstick?? He's uh-mazing.  He understands the important things and the importance of things in life - ME,  KmØssed, beauty duty, chefudgin', #girltalk, expensive amazin's, cheap n nasties, good  vibes, peace out n make-out time, self-love installments on trampoline narcas-scary-scisms, one hundreds and thousands of rings on fingers, the "P.S I LOVE YOU",  world domination and death. 

He's also an avid believer in VODKA, and the only person so far that gives me a thumbs up to getting my vespa licence !!! MEGA LOVE.

He helps me sort out my life like a PA should, he's got the ESP  antenna-to-the-universe-vibes, he's taller than me (bodyguard 4 life), and, Oh, he can also DRIVE. Deliberately drive -  NOT randomly like I pretend to!

Anyhoo - You can find him under the "insights analyst" on the Kmøssed FB page.

The universe is conspiring in  our favour and I'm learning the art of high fives in 

s · l · o · w  motion.

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Here he is (on the phone to me of course!)

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'Would you like some P.A with your Kmossed?'

What can I say?
...(ah, yes, I would like some PA with my kmossed please...!)
Stayin' Power!
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KmØssed has scored.

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Anyway, must adjust my real tits from my fake ones and get back to work!