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Showing posts with label BEAUTY DUTY. Show all posts
Showing posts with label BEAUTY DUTY. Show all posts

Sunday, November 10, 2013

BITCH CONCENTRATE PLAYBOY THREATENS MY BUNDLE OF PRADA DESERT JOY!!!!!

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PRADA'S FUTURE AT RISK AFTER PLAYBOY PLAYS COPY BUNNY CAT!!! 



"it's an art statement. 
And it's on private property."
-Boyd Elder (Smart Person Representative)

THE famous Prada Marfa "shop" may be closed down after being classified as an "illegal outdoor advertising sign" by the Texas Department of Transportation. The shop - which isn't actually a working store but is, in fact, an installation by British-based Scandinavian artists Michael Elmgreen and Ingar Dragset - has fallen foul of federal law by displaying the Prada logo on a highway without permission.
THE BACKSTORY? The invasion of Playboy Marfa. The name parallels Prada Marfa - a move, it would seem, meant to attract the magnitude of attention enjoyed by the original Prada installation.
Like some BITCH CONCENTRATE, this stupid Playboy stunt has has got the local authorities  reassessing what belongs on the roadside, and a fake Prada shop created eight years ago may no longer make the cut.
This Catalyst, consisting of a 1972 Dodge Charger on top of a box in front of a 40ft neon Playboy bunny sign, designed by the artist Richard Phillips for Playboy  has been given a 60 day lifespan after breaching the 1965 "Highway Beautification Act" that all display signage must have a permit. 
Installation BITCH CONCENTRATE

  Neither Prada nor Playboy have the Beauty Permit.

Installation PRADA JOY

"I would have thought the statute of limitations had expired," Boyd Elder, a local artist and the smart person site representative for Prada Marfa, told The New York Times. "If it really is against the regulations, they should have found out in 2005 when it was erected."
Um - crystal DER clear obvious DER difference between the two?!?! .. 

Prada Marfa =  legitimate art installation designed as a critique of the luxury goods industry.
It has NO commercial relationship with the company it portrays AND IS NOT FUNDED BY PRADA, only sanctioned by it, and in turn critiques it. DER.
The artists refused to gain permission for the piece, erected eight years ago, because they do not interpret it as advertising. Although Madame Prada gave the logo-go-ahead, and provided the shoes and bags that dress the interior of the "shop", there is "no commercial relationship" between the artists and Prada.
Playboy Marfa = absolute sales pitch AND EXPLICITLY PAID FOR BY PLAYBOY, positioning the publication as something "cool" enough for the kind of people who check out wry, absurdist art installations in the middle of the desert. Cheap, Cheesy, and reaking of crass consumerism. And what's with the Dodge on top? Ew!
Prada, however, is never open. Its riddled with bullets and isn't maintained: its designed to be gradually destroyed by the desert - or aliens.

Says the Prada artists Elmgreen and Dragset, "If they want to remove it because of bureaucracy, we tear it down," Elmgreen told the New York Times earlier this month.
 "And then we can say that one of the quite well-known permanent artworks — that hasn't cost taxpayers anything and that has been elected one of the most-worth-seeing roadside attractions in the States — is no longer."
  
Both these installations need an olive branch – a legal one. Prada VS Playboy, Art Vs Advertising. Kinda like a Simpsons episode of Chief Wiggiums beloved donut sign Vs Andy Warhols soup cans…if that exists?

But then there is silver lining in Prada Marfa's potentially short life. Maybe this (transport department decision) is the ultimate reaction to the art itself ?

While the department decides what do re the “1965 beauty law” I am rescheduling my road trip across the states to duty PRONTO.  
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Sunday, March 24, 2013

SEXY SIDE EFFECTS OF SPIDERCHAVING

NEW WORK

  "¿?accidental group sex?¿,  ¿?high 5 in slow motion?¿
?¿a door bitch to the world?¿!" 
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WTF?!?

There's an Explanation and it's a click away!

Friday, November 16, 2012

Isa Genzken

@ HAUSER + WORTH
15th Nov-12th Jan

                      
Do I look like a Slut??
#I wanna be her
Earlier this week I went to the opening of Isa Genzken. Fintan, my friend, loveeeessss her, so west we went. Its a really fun show. There's a bunch of chaotic energy, gaffa tape, Nefertiti clones in sunnies, Mona Lisa reproductions, designer furniture, and a whole bunch of references from art through the ages. It was a real urban life experience set in nonsensical, harmonious sculptural compilations.
I wasn't too keen on the on-going series of collaged photographs that span the floor of the space, but had fun stepping on them.


Things I learned.
1. When I go to Egypt I will remember to bring my sunglasses.
                                 



2. Pigs do fly, and so do elephants. Sometimes they fly together.


3. People get a real thrill out of stepping on art. But they wont do it excessively.



4.Michael Jackson had an outtie



Really worth seeing. If other people can collage and make a million dollars why can't I?

Went to Sketch Bar for some after LOLZ.
Jack France getting all #Pink Sex Chav 
Holly-Anne and I take a trip to the bathroom to freshen up. She's a first timer at Sketch and the bathroom are eggs laid by a giant architecture hen. Theres a maid at the top of the stairs to decide if you are a boy or girl and if you should go left or right.
 Whats with the Maid of the Eggs? She acts likes the mother hen of the bathroom with her sleaziest know all death stare that said 
"Welcome you sluts. Don't spread your legs on my eggs." 
 Like I'm some slut out of space.JESUS! Like Chill out.
She's the one in the tight ass maid outfit. 
Although maybe its got something to do with Jack France changing into his #PINKSEXCHAV fishnet one piece 30 minutes before, and using her  "girl" egg to do it in. Maybe she was convinced I was going to emerge a desperate, Kim Kardashian dying-to- be-railed Pink Fish Net Whore.

Do I LOOK like a slut?
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Whatever Maid, I don’t need your attention because I’m casually aloof about my natural sex appeal. And P.S. you could never sleep with me in a million years.
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