DEAR KARL LAGERFELD

just cos its fashion week,
I MADE THESE FOR YOU.

CONVICT COLLECTION.

Shall I compare thee to a summers day?

 ◊◊◊◊◊◊le meilleur est toujours dernier◊◊◊◊◊◊

◊◊◊◊◊J'espère que vous les aimez◊◊◊◊◊

Kmossed 4 Karl 4 Coco

You might wonder what the PUNKY safety pins on a Paris-Londres dress have got to do with Chanel...



EVERYTHING.

WHAT KMOSSED LOVES ABOUT KARL THE MOST:
Karl Lagerfeld is a clever, clever man and Chanel is a clever, clever company, and his
genius is to find a way to put Coco's DNA into everything.
Draws & talks at the same time
Loves being thin.
Surrounds himself with uh-mazing women
Unexpected Modesty (his ego comes second to Coco!)
Drinks cock-Zero in a big, heavy crystal goblet, hows that for weird synthetic life-juice to give you a beyond-human quality! ooh Coke Zero is just so Fabulously nihilistic!
He DOESN'T think people should buy art. Why buy Jeff Koons for 25m when if you had yr eyes open 15 years ago you could have got a better price.
He has made a new friend of Kelly Osborne and can make her look like a fierce-girl version of Leigh Bowery.