HAPPY MCWEEN!
What is it exactly with Londoners and Halloween?And the X Factor being a predominant MUSTMUST? I don't know where exactly the rest of the world was last week, but I was at CULTURAL APACOLYPSE! (no Im not dyslexic it actually was spelt this way).
I always admire people who can "do" Halloween, but in a way that’s the really unique and never-seen-before i would never have thought of that -esqueness (i.e. not cringeworthy). It makes the reality of our ever-warped party nature a lot more bearable. For this reason, I decided to "do" Halloweeeeeeen again. In East London. Again. Not at Metrolpolis again tho, but up the road at the APIARY STUDIOS "Cultural Alpacolypse" (mental asylum haunted palace painting of the Culturally Over. Collagism Extreme Makeover Installation is apart of the decor so the fun starts the night before with the installation and some cock sucking. As promised. The features were flamboyant but the message was simply spoken - with all the usual that you would expect to be present at the end of the world:
Jesus, the Host, London, the Full Moon, Me, Holly, Holly's collage, MacDonalds, a deep fryer, MC Gaff E, a hulahooping tribal KFC chicken palm reader , abandoned ASAHI beer, a pregnant man, (who Steph almost kissed), Steph, Tom Cruise, Thea, an awards ceremony (Thea won), a Redbull fountain, a 15 minute DMT chamber (trap), a wheelchair for the dancefloor challenged, and drugs. And sex, and virgins (could tell by the kiss.)
Thea with her Award **and a Space Monkey**
Jesus, the Host, London, the Full Moon, Me, Holly, Holly's collage, MacDonalds, a deep fryer, MC Gaff E, a hulahooping tribal KFC chicken palm reader , abandoned ASAHI beer, a pregnant man, (who Steph almost kissed), Steph, Tom Cruise, Thea, an awards ceremony (Thea won), a Redbull fountain, a 15 minute DMT chamber (trap), a wheelchair for the dancefloor challenged, and drugs. And sex, and virgins (could tell by the kiss.)
Backstage:KFC TRIBAL QUEEEN
!!15 minute DMT TRAP!!
Thea with her Award **and a Space Monkey**
MC Gaff E
Jesus + Disciples
The night started off weird, like if you stepped into a bad Kinder Surprise... and ended owned by us (dancefloor owners).
Totes a mix between The Fifth Element and Death Becomes Her, with a a wheelchair for dancers, a headbutting android, a Depeche Mode appearance and attacks of Mega LOLZ all night.
A special Thank-You to Steph Neoh for her 300+ photos.
MORE JESUS |
Just Cant Get Enough?? A bum asked me not for change but if "I had asthma", Plus I got headbutted by an android-which should hopefully work in my favour and smarten by brain..
AND with The Endless Redbull Fountain that does not recycle and will not smell of adidas socks, Spider meets the Chav for some AQUADANCING.
Wonder what next year will be like?
Would the virgins cum back for seconds?
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| ****HAPPY HALLOWEEN, LATERS and |
LOLZ***
Woke up with a purse full of once falling tobacco encrusted frogs. No breast/no requests # nuff said.
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