Muggers Beware

 The Internet world is labeling this Chanel Hula Hoop Bag for Spring 2013.

I call it the HooliePursey!

"It's for the beach", says Karl.

"You need space for the beach towel, huh? 

And then you can put it into the sand and hang things on it."

Yes Karl. Its perfect for my beach towel and for hanging thigs on, and maybe even a game of frisbee. I'm also the only person on the beach with my big giant quilted number balanced artfully between 2 hula hoops. Muggers Beware, its only a hula hoop!

HooliePursey, i love you very much.

Picture the scene. You've touched down in St Tropez, your porter has diligently delivered your Chanel-logo'ed surf board, beach ball raquets, inflatable raft and ergonomic hand flippers (seriously) and you're on your private patch of beach toying with idea of going for a swim (you're Kate Moss). Perfect, Huh?

This purse is outrageous, impractical and, most of all, expensive. 

Even cooler, Chanel's frantic spokespeople said they didn’t have a price for the  Hooliepursey!

Its about volume and lightness and 

I WOULD WEAR IT.

Too much pure fantasy? Have a little one instead.