NYC FASHION WEEK SS13

WHAT I WOULD WEAR. WHAT I WOULD WRITE ABOUT.

Derek Lam

Edun

Donna Karan
I call this "Where is my red portable telephone hat? Isabella Blow - I miss you."

Marc Jacobs

I call this "September to December". It's head to toe and the kind of outfit that suits a rhyme.
Is it a voodoo doll?
Is it a bottle opener?
No, its Strawberry Shortcake as a dominatrix with a transportable torture kit. And I would wear it!

Glamour style wrote this:

The styling may seem over-the-top, but I would wear every one of these pieces individually, and their power together was even more incredible. Once again, he redefined the modern silhouette and readjusted our collective eye to what beauty can be."
Read More http://www.glamour.com/fashion/blogs/slaves-to-fashion/2012/02/13-glamour-fashion-staffers-pi.html#ixzz26BFsXlSW
Total puke. Individually this would be disgusting. Don't take the seeds off the strawberry.
What Fashion Writers write these days suck balls. They write from the outside and put themselves right in the boring drawer. No wonder the Fashion world is so exclusive.

      ZAC POSEN

      

           Erin O'Connor in Zac Posen is HOT.
And green! (I would not wear this but it's Erin!! Being the Queen of  Emerald city with the gremlins kissing her feet:)
ZAC, you're great! Because you opened the show with Naomi Cambell followed by Erin O'Connor, who i fucking love.  Plus, there was a massive bitchfight, and I'm not talking with Naomi backstage, but with the audience and PR's over a seating dispute, which resulted in Zac Posen's PR being slapped by the daughter of Jalouse and L'Officiel magazines. Who are french.
"I am sorry, I know it's bad to do that," the slapper  added. "It was a small slap. It was not strong. I didn't hurt her, it was just to humiliate her. She humiliated my mom, and I humiliated her in front of her crew. Voilà. I just said at the end, 'Now you know you don't f--k with French people.'"

Coco Rocha in Zac Posen
"Wheres my seat bitches?!"

I would like to fuck a french person. Wonder if she'll press charges?

Anyway, here is something by Zac Posen from a RTW Spring 2010 I would wear. Its a collaboration of him and one of my favourite NYC based painters, Rosson Crow. This is the ZAc I love and WANT.

Rosson Crow design for Zac Posen

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JEREMY SCOTT
(back to what I would definitely wear)

WOWZERS TITMOUSES!!!!

Oh Paris, that's where you've been hiding ***
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