Inspired by Jefferson hack's V&A summary of the late godmother of fashion, Anna Piaggi, I have compliled a blah blah of the Godfather of fashion, Karl Lagerfeld. The man who lives in a kind of flawless fantasy world perfectly in step with the brand he designs, Chanel. Why? Fashion Entertainment.
1. K.L often pretends to be a statue.
2. K.L's last name was originally spelt Lagerfeldt, but he dropped the T to make it more commercial
3. K.L insists he can draw dresses with his eyes closed.
4.K.L has over 100 ipods.
5. K.L has a siamese cat who has her own twitter account, with tweets such as "My name is Choupette Lagerfeld and I am a spoiled pussy", and has been interviewed by the blog Fashionista, detailing life with her maids.
6. He has a man-bitch/body guard/model named Sebastian Jondeau.
7.K.L has an addiction to Diet Coke, and claims that he drinks it “from the minute I get up to the minute I go to bed…I can even drink it in the middle of the night and I can sleep.”
8.K.L will not put his cat Choupette in clothes.
“No, I don’t like animals in human clothes,” he says when asked if he’d ever dress her up. “I think that’s very circuslike.”
9. In 1993, Lagerfeld hired strippers and adult film stars to model his black-and-white collection for Fendi. Anna Wintour reportedly walked out of the runway show because of Lagerfeld’s scandalous choice of models.
10. K.L has 2 houses, 2 and a half metres away from each other. One is for sketching and sleeping, the other one is for lunch, dinner and people.
11. At 11:00 A.M every day K.L has his hair done, as he hates to have hair in his face while he sketches.
12. What K.L hates most t is when he has to look at his watch and get in a hurry to change for dinner.
13. Sometimes K.L seeems to get his mouth and his asshole mixed up, spouting shit instead of opinions. Sometimes they even talk to each other in the form of "I will interview myself".
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